I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect
do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests
waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?